Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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