jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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