Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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