12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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