well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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