the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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