Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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