I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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