she looked like the bat from fern gully.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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