I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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