After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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