he shaved USA in his pubs
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
