did you get engaged???
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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