just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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