i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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