What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There r osticjed everywhere
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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