Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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