$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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