Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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