I think I am morally bankrupt
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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