okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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