is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I had to cum in my sink.
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