Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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