ugly people sure do ruin things
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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