I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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