were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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