the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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