You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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