hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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