new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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