I wanna bring you to show and tell
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Rumble strips road head = magical
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
