Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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