No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Hello my rib-scented angel!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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