Do you still have your period?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
3pm strippers are depressing
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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