Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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