id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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