i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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