Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
do herpes really smell.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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