She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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