Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You coming home soon, man?
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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