I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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