I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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