Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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