Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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