sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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