Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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