I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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