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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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