fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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