Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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