talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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