So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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