I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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