i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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