Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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