dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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